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Week 2 Recap

Josh the Tip of My Woody didn't just win; he erased The Jets are trash 🗑️ from the scoreboard. A 179.62 total stood against a paltry 105.16, a margin so wide it felt like a typo. Josh Allen and Davante Adams nearly tied for the team lead, splitting 39.8 and 39.5 points between them. DeVonta Smith added 27.7 more, ensuring no one in the other huddle ever got a chance to breathe. …

Bijan Al-Gaib leads the pack at 284.4 points, but he faces a direct threat from Josh the Tip of My Woody next week. Master Bates sits third on points but holds the same 2-0 record, making the race for the top spot tight. The bottom three teams are one game back and need a miracle to catch the top six. Eleven weeks remain, so every single point matters from here on out.

Madd Ladds vs Warren Peace

Madd Ladds extended their perfect season with a 102.86 to 97.68 win over Warren Peace. Jonathan Taylor rushed for 29.2 points, outpacing Brock Purdy's 28.5. Madd Ladds now lead the all-time series 6-2.

No soaking up the sun :( vs Lisan al-Gibbs

Lisan al-Gibbs scored just 82.00, the worst total this season, against No soaking up the sun :(. Jaxon Smith-Njigba hauled in 42.5 points for the 1-1 squad. No soaking up the sun :( now hold a 7-3 advantage in the series.

ssnider21 vs Thou shal covet thy Naber

Thou shal covet thy Naber won by a single decimal point, 124.26 to 123.94. Dak Prescott threw for 29.8 while Amon-Ra St. Brown caught for 35.2. The loser, ssnider21, has now dropped two straight.

Bijan Al-Gaib vs Cee Deez nuts in ya mouth

CeeDee Lamb posted 35.3 points, but it wasn't enough to stop Bijan Al-Gaib. The New England defense racked up 22.0 to power a 119.92 victory. Bijan Al-Gaib improved to 2-0 and leads the series 2-1.

The Jets are trash 🗑️ vs Josh the Tip of My Woody

Josh the Tip of My Woody posted a season-high 179.62 points, shattering The Jets are trash 🗑️ in the process. Josh Allen and Davante Adams both exceeded 39 points. This 74-point margin was the largest of the week.

Gimpy’s Ladds vs Master Bates

Gimpy’s Ladds fell to 0-2 with a 99.48 loss. Jared Goff threw for 27.8, but Master Bates answered with Dalton Kincaid's 22.5. Master Bates now lead the all-time series 4-2.

Current Matchups

Madd LaddsW2 0.0
ssnider21L2 0.0
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No soaking up the sun :(W1 0.0
Master BatesW2 0.0
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Bijan Al-GaibW2 0.0
Josh the Tip of My WoodyW1 0.0
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The Jets are trash 🗑️L1 0.0
Warren PeaceL1 0.0
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Lisan al-GibbsL1 0.0
Cee Deez nuts in ya mouthL2 0.0
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Gimpy’s LaddsL2 0.0
Thou shal covet thy NaberW1 0.0
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Power Rankings

  1. Bijan Al-Gaib (2-0): 2.06
  2. Master Bates (2-0): 2.06
  3. Madd Ladds (2-0): 3.91
  4. No soaking up the sun :( (1-1): 3.91
  5. Josh the Tip of My Woody (1-1): 4.50
  6. The Jets are trash 🗑️ (1-1): 4.71
  7. Warren Peace (1-1): 6.94
  8. Thou shal covet thy Naber (1-1): 7.06
  9. Lisan al-Gibbs (1-1): 7.35
  10. Cee Deez nuts in ya mouth (0-2): 7.44
  11. ssnider21 (0-2): 7.94
  12. Gimpy’s Ladds (0-2): 10.12
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Playoff Odds

  1. Bijan Al-Gaib: 86.2% proj: 8-5
  2. Master Bates: 75.4% proj: 8-5
  3. Madd Ladds: 72.2% proj: 8-5
  4. Josh the Tip of My Woody: 70.1% proj: 7-6
  5. The Jets are trash 🗑️: 54.6% proj: 7-6
  6. No soaking up the sun :(: 54.0% proj: 7-6
  7. Thou shal covet thy Naber: 37.3% proj: 6-7
  8. Warren Peace: 37.1% proj: 6-7
  9. Lisan al-Gibbs: 34.7% proj: 6-7
  10. Cee Deez nuts in ya mouth: 33.2% proj: 6-7
  11. ssnider21: 27.8% proj: 5-8
  12. Gimpy’s Ladds: 17.5% proj: 5-8

Average # of wins for 6 seed: 6.71

All-Time H2H

|The|Lis|Mad|War|No |ssn|Gim|Tho|Bij|Mas|Jos|Cee|total| |----------|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|-----| |The Jets a| - |4-1|7-1|4-5|2-3|4-4|6-3|4-3|1-4|3-2|2-1|3-0|40-27| |----------|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|-----| |Lisan al-G|1-4| - |2-3|6-0|3-7|5-2|3-4|4-3|4-2|7-3|1-1|2-0|38-29| |----------|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|-----| |Madd Ladds|1-7|3-2| - |6-2|3-3|5-3|5-4|5-2|4-2|3-2|2-1|1-1|38-29| |----------|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|-----| |Warren Pea|5-4|0-6|2-6| - |2-3|5-3|6-2|4-1|4-1|5-2|2-1|3-0|38-29| |----------|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|-----| |No soaking|3-2|7-3|3-3|3-2| - |2-5|4-2|5-4|4-6|0-5|2-0|1-1|34-33| |----------|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|-----| |ssnider21 |4-4|2-5|3-5|3-5|5-2| - |4-3|2-4|3-1|4-3|1-1|2-0|33-33| |----------|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|-----| |Gimpy’s La|3-6|4-3|4-5|2-6|2-4|3-4| - |4-1|6-0|2-4|0-2|2-0|32-35| |----------|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|-----| |Thou shal |3-4|3-4|2-5|1-4|4-5|4-2|1-4| - |7-2|4-4|2-0|1-1|32-35| |----------|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|-----| |Bijan Al-G|4-1|2-4|2-4|1-4|6-4|1-3|0-6|2-7| - |7-2|3-0|2-1|30-36| |----------|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|-----| |Master Bat|2-3|3-7|2-3|2-5|5-0|3-4|4-2|4-4|2-7| - |2-0|1-2|30-37| |----------|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|-----| |Josh the T|1-2|1-1|1-2|1-2|0-2|1-1|2-0|0-2|0-3|0-2| - |3-1|10-18| |----------|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|-----| |Cee Deez n|0-3|0-2|1-1|0-3|1-1|0-2|0-2|1-1|1-2|2-1|1-3| - | 7-21| |----------|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|-----|

All-Time Records

Regular Season

Highest score: Thou shal covet thy Naber 185.78 (2024 Wk 4) Lowest score: Cee Deez nuts in ya mouth 55.18 (2024 Wk 7) Highest season pts: No soaking up the sun :( 1800.68 (2023) Lowest season pts: Josh the Tip of My Woody 1162.26 (2025) Highest scoring L: The Jets are trash 🗑️ 157.46 (2025 Wk 12) Lowest scoring W: Madd Ladds 80.62 (2024 Wk 6) Biggest blowout: Thou shal covet thy Naber +92.86 (2023 Wk 6) Closest game: The Jets are trash 🗑️ +0.06 (2024 Wk 8) Longest W streak: No soaking up the sun :( 9 (2025 Wk 5-13) Longest L streak: Josh the Tip of My Woody 9 (2025 Wk 2-10) Best season: Madd Ladds 10-3 (2025) No soaking up the sun :( 10-3 (2025) ssnider21 10-3 (2022) Worst season: Cee Deez nuts in ya mouth 2-11 (2025) Master Bates 2-11 (2023) Most pts against: Madd Ladds 1749.08 (2022) Fewest pts against: Madd Ladds 1411.16 (2025) Most pts (career): No soaking up the sun :( 8427.46 (all time) Most lucky w's: Gimpy’s Ladds 12 (all time) Master Bates 12 (all time) Most unlucky l's: Thou shal covet thy Naber 11 (all time)

Playoffs

Highest score: The Jets are trash 🗑️ 190.94 (2023 Wk 16) Lowest score: Master Bates 62.38 (2021 Wk 15) Highest scoring L: Master Bates 143.52 (2024 Wk 14) Lowest scoring W: No soaking up the sun :( 74.96 (2021 Wk 15) Biggest blowout: Gimpy’s Ladds +103.04 (2024 Wk 17) Closest game: Gimpy’s Ladds +0.40 (2021 Wk 14) Most pts (career): Lisan al-Gibbs 2064.90 (playoffs)

Schedule

Week 1

Madd Ladds141.7
Thou shal covet thy Naber89.9
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Warren Peace113.3
Josh the Tip of My Woody100.76
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ssnider21109.96
Master Bates134.06
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The Jets are trash 🗑️143.32
Cee Deez nuts in ya mouth132.06
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Lisan al-Gibbs126.36
Gimpy’s Ladds104.94
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No soaking up the sun :(124.62
Bijan Al-Gaib164.46
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Week 2

Madd Ladds102.86
Warren Peace97.68
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ssnider21123.94
Thou shal covet thy Naber124.26
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The Jets are trash 🗑️105.16
Josh the Tip of My Woody179.62
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Gimpy’s Ladds99.48
Master Bates119.08
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Bijan Al-Gaib119.92
Cee Deez nuts in ya mouth112.7
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No soaking up the sun :(123.52
Lisan al-Gibbs82.0
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Week 3

Madd Ladds
ssnider21
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The Jets are trash 🗑️
Warren Peace
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Gimpy’s Ladds
Thou shal covet thy Naber
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Bijan Al-Gaib
Josh the Tip of My Woody
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No soaking up the sun :(
Master Bates
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Lisan al-Gibbs
Cee Deez nuts in ya mouth
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Week 4

Madd Ladds
The Jets are trash 🗑️
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ssnider21
Gimpy’s Ladds
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Bijan Al-Gaib
Warren Peace
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No soaking up the sun :(
Thou shal covet thy Naber
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Lisan al-Gibbs
Josh the Tip of My Woody
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Master Bates
Cee Deez nuts in ya mouth
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Week 5

Madd Ladds
Gimpy’s Ladds
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Bijan Al-Gaib
The Jets are trash 🗑️
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No soaking up the sun :(
ssnider21
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Lisan al-Gibbs
Warren Peace
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Thou shal covet thy Naber
Cee Deez nuts in ya mouth
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Master Bates
Josh the Tip of My Woody
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Week 6

Madd Ladds
Bijan Al-Gaib
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No soaking up the sun :(
Gimpy’s Ladds
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The Jets are trash 🗑️
Lisan al-Gibbs
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ssnider21
Cee Deez nuts in ya mouth
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Master Bates
Warren Peace
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Thou shal covet thy Naber
Josh the Tip of My Woody
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Week 7

Madd Ladds
No soaking up the sun :(
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Bijan Al-Gaib
Lisan al-Gibbs
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Gimpy’s Ladds
Cee Deez nuts in ya mouth
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The Jets are trash 🗑️
Master Bates
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ssnider21
Josh the Tip of My Woody
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Warren Peace
Thou shal covet thy Naber
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Week 8

Madd Ladds
Lisan al-Gibbs
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No soaking up the sun :(
Cee Deez nuts in ya mouth
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Bijan Al-Gaib
Master Bates
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Gimpy’s Ladds
Josh the Tip of My Woody
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The Jets are trash 🗑️
Thou shal covet thy Naber
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ssnider21
Warren Peace
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Week 9

Madd Ladds
Cee Deez nuts in ya mouth
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Lisan al-Gibbs
Master Bates
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No soaking up the sun :(
Josh the Tip of My Woody
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Bijan Al-Gaib
Thou shal covet thy Naber
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Gimpy’s Ladds
Warren Peace
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ssnider21
The Jets are trash 🗑️
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Week 10

Madd Ladds
Master Bates
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Josh the Tip of My Woody
Cee Deez nuts in ya mouth
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Lisan al-Gibbs
Thou shal covet thy Naber
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No soaking up the sun :(
Warren Peace
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ssnider21
Bijan Al-Gaib
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The Jets are trash 🗑️
Gimpy’s Ladds
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Week 11

Madd Ladds
Josh the Tip of My Woody
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Master Bates
Thou shal covet thy Naber
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Warren Peace
Cee Deez nuts in ya mouth
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ssnider21
Lisan al-Gibbs
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No soaking up the sun :(
The Jets are trash 🗑️
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Bijan Al-Gaib
Gimpy’s Ladds
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Week 12

Madd Ladds
Thou shal covet thy Naber
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Warren Peace
Josh the Tip of My Woody
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ssnider21
Master Bates
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The Jets are trash 🗑️
Cee Deez nuts in ya mouth
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Lisan al-Gibbs
Gimpy’s Ladds
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No soaking up the sun :(
Bijan Al-Gaib
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Week 13

Madd Ladds
Warren Peace
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ssnider21
Thou shal covet thy Naber
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The Jets are trash 🗑️
Josh the Tip of My Woody
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Gimpy’s Ladds
Master Bates
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Bijan Al-Gaib
Cee Deez nuts in ya mouth
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No soaking up the sun :(
Lisan al-Gibbs
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