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Week 3 Recap

Jahmyr Gibbs ran for 41.4 points and carried Lisan al-Gibbs to a 148.38 victory over Cee Deez nuts in ya mouth. Brock Bowers added 27.6 points, giving the winner a 39.54-point lead that no other matchup came close to matching. CeeDee Lamb finished with 20. 2 points, but it was not enough to stop the momentum. The final score left the 108.84 total looking like a consolation prize. …

Bijan Al-Gaib owns the league at 3-0 and holds the scoring crown with 445.2 points. He faces Warren Peace next, a team sitting at 2-1 on 323.5 points. The top six are locked in, but the five teams one game back are all still alive. Josh the Tip of My Woody, ssnider21, Gimpy’s Ladds, The Jets are trash 🗑️, and Thou shal covet thy Naber all play next week. Cee Deez nuts in ya mouth is two games behind and has nothing left to prove.

Madd Ladds vs ssnider21

ssnider21 broke a three-game skid with a 122.54 score, powered by Drake London's 28.4 points. Madd Ladds, now 2-1, managed 90.98, but Trevor Lawrence's 19.8 points couldn't bridge the 31-point gap.

No soaking up the sun :( vs Master Bates

Jaxon Smith-Njigba posted a 35.4-point performance, the highest in the matchup, as No soaking up the sun :( extended their win streak to two. Master Bates fell to 2-1 with 84.74, leaving them one game back in the race.

Bijan Al-Gaib vs Josh the Tip of My Woody

Bijan Al-Gaib is 3-0 and won their fourth straight against Josh the Tip of My Woody. Bijan Robinson scored 35.3 points, leading a 160.80 total that outpaced the loser's 129.96 by more than thirty.

The Jets are trash 🗑️ vs Warren Peace

Warren Peace, now 2-1, defeated The Jets are trash 🗑️, who have lost two in a row. Brock Purdy threw for 31.3 points, the most in the game, securing the 112.48 total.

Lisan al-Gibbs vs Cee Deez nuts in ya mouth

Lisan al-Gibbs won their third straight against Cee Deez nuts in ya mouth, who are now 0-3. Jahmyr Gibbs scored 41.4 points, the highest total in the league this week, to drive the 148.38 victory.

Gimpy’s Ladds vs Thou shal covet thy Naber

Gimpy’s Ladds, 1-2, outscored Thou shal covet thy Naber by nearly sixty points. Ja'Marr Chase led the offense with 24.8 points, while the loser, also 1-2, managed just 92.64.

Power Rankings

  1. Bijan Al-Gaib (3-0): 1.44
  2. No soaking up the sun :( (2-1): 2.50
  3. Lisan al-Gibbs (2-1): 4.32
  4. Josh the Tip of My Woody (1-2): 5.03
  5. Master Bates (2-1): 5.44
  6. Madd Ladds (2-1): 5.62
  7. ssnider21 (1-2): 5.74
  8. Warren Peace (2-1): 5.97
  9. Gimpy’s Ladds (1-2): 7.24
  10. The Jets are trash 🗑️ (1-2): 8.03
  11. Cee Deez nuts in ya mouth (0-3): 8.59
  12. Thou shal covet thy Naber (1-2): 9.15
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Playoff Odds

  1. Bijan Al-Gaib: 96.6% proj: 9-4
  2. Josh the Tip of My Woody: 66.1% proj: 7-6
  3. No soaking up the sun :(: 65.3% proj: 7-6
  4. Lisan al-Gibbs: 61.7% proj: 7-6
  5. Master Bates: 54.7% proj: 7-6
  6. Madd Ladds: 53.0% proj: 7-6
  7. Warren Peace: 48.0% proj: 7-6
  8. ssnider21: 40.8% proj: 6-7
  9. Gimpy’s Ladds: 40.1% proj: 6-7
  10. The Jets are trash 🗑️: 30.3% proj: 6-7
  11. Thou shal covet thy Naber: 22.4% proj: 5-8
  12. Cee Deez nuts in ya mouth: 21.2% proj: 5-8

Average # of wins for 6 seed: 6.65

All-Time Elo Rankings

Head-to-Head

1. Madd Ladds1572 -15
2. No soaking up the sun :(1554 +9
3. Warren Peace1550 +11
4. Lisan al-Gibbs1538 +6
5. The Jets are trash 🗑️1530 -11
6. Thou shal covet thy Naber1522 -12
7. Master Bates1488 -9
8. Gimpy’s Ladds1488 +12
9. Bijan Al-Gaib1472 +10
10. ssnider211461 +15
11. Josh the Tip of My Woody1420 -11
12. Cee Deez nuts in ya mouth1363 -7

All-Play

1. No soaking up the sun :(1606 -4
2. Thou shal covet thy Naber1562 -12
3. The Jets are trash 🗑️1552 -18
4. Madd Ladds1531 -13
5. Warren Peace1503 -2
6. ssnider211491 +5
7. Bijan Al-Gaib1488 +18
8. Gimpy’s Ladds1479 +15
9. Lisan al-Gibbs1466 +13
10. Master Bates1442 -15
11. Josh the Tip of My Woody1418 +13
12. Cee Deez nuts in ya mouth1386 +1

All-Time H2H

|The|Lis|War|Mad|No |ssn|Gim|Tho|Bij|Mas|Jos|Cee|total| |----------|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|-----| |The Jets a| - |4-1|4-6|7-1|2-3|4-4|6-3|4-3|1-4|3-2|2-1|3-0|40-28| |----------|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|-----| |Lisan al-G|1-4| - |6-0|2-3|3-7|5-2|3-4|4-3|4-2|7-3|1-1|3-0|39-29| |----------|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|-----| |Warren Pea|6-4|0-6| - |2-6|2-3|5-3|6-2|4-1|4-1|5-2|2-1|3-0|39-29| |----------|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|-----| |Madd Ladds|1-7|3-2|6-2| - |3-3|5-4|5-4|5-2|4-2|3-2|2-1|1-1|38-30| |----------|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|-----| |No soaking|3-2|7-3|3-2|3-3| - |2-5|4-2|5-4|4-6|1-5|2-0|1-1|35-33| |----------|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|-----| |ssnider21 |4-4|2-5|3-5|4-5|5-2| - |4-3|2-4|3-1|4-3|1-1|2-0|34-33| |----------|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|-----| |Gimpy’s La|3-6|4-3|2-6|4-5|2-4|3-4| - |5-1|6-0|2-4|0-2|2-0|33-35| |----------|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|-----| |Thou shal |3-4|3-4|1-4|2-5|4-5|4-2|1-5| - |7-2|4-4|2-0|1-1|32-36| |----------|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|-----| |Bijan Al-G|4-1|2-4|1-4|2-4|6-4|1-3|0-6|2-7| - |7-2|4-0|2-1|31-36| |----------|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|-----| |Master Bat|2-3|3-7|2-5|2-3|5-1|3-4|4-2|4-4|2-7| - |2-0|1-2|30-38| |----------|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|-----| |Josh the T|1-2|1-1|1-2|1-2|0-2|1-1|2-0|0-2|0-4|0-2| - |3-1|10-19| |----------|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|-----| |Cee Deez n|0-3|0-3|0-3|1-1|1-1|0-2|0-2|1-1|1-2|2-1|1-3| - | 7-22| |----------|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|-----|

All-Time Records

Regular Season

Highest score: Thou shal covet thy Naber 185.78 (2024 Wk 4) Lowest score: Cee Deez nuts in ya mouth 55.18 (2024 Wk 7) Highest season pts: No soaking up the sun :( 1800.68 (2023) Lowest season pts: Josh the Tip of My Woody 1162.26 (2025) Highest scoring L: The Jets are trash 🗑️ 157.46 (2025 Wk 12) Lowest scoring W: Madd Ladds 80.62 (2024 Wk 6) Biggest blowout: Thou shal covet thy Naber +92.86 (2023 Wk 6) Closest game: The Jets are trash 🗑️ +0.06 (2024 Wk 8) Longest W streak: No soaking up the sun :( 9 (2025 Wk 5-13) Longest L streak: Josh the Tip of My Woody 9 (2025 Wk 2-10) Best season: Madd Ladds 10-3 (2025) No soaking up the sun :( 10-3 (2025) ssnider21 10-3 (2022) Worst season: Cee Deez nuts in ya mouth 2-11 (2025) Master Bates 2-11 (2023) Most pts against: Madd Ladds 1749.08 (2022) Fewest pts against: Madd Ladds 1411.16 (2025) Most pts (career): No soaking up the sun :( 8541.48 (all time) Most lucky w's: Gimpy’s Ladds 12 (all time) Master Bates 12 (all time) Most unlucky l's: Thou shal covet thy Naber 11 (all time)

Playoffs

Highest score: The Jets are trash 🗑️ 190.94 (2023 Wk 16) Lowest score: Master Bates 62.38 (2021 Wk 15) Highest scoring L: Master Bates 143.52 (2024 Wk 14) Lowest scoring W: No soaking up the sun :( 74.96 (2021 Wk 15) Biggest blowout: Gimpy’s Ladds +103.04 (2024 Wk 17) Closest game: Gimpy’s Ladds +0.40 (2021 Wk 14) Most pts (career): Lisan al-Gibbs 2064.90 (playoffs)

Schedule

Week 1

Madd Ladds141.7
Thou shal covet thy Naber89.9
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Warren Peace113.3
Josh the Tip of My Woody100.76
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ssnider21109.96
Master Bates134.06
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The Jets are trash 🗑️143.32
Cee Deez nuts in ya mouth132.06
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Lisan al-Gibbs126.36
Gimpy’s Ladds104.94
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No soaking up the sun :(124.62
Bijan Al-Gaib164.46
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Week 2

Madd Ladds102.86
Warren Peace97.68
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ssnider21123.94
Thou shal covet thy Naber124.26
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The Jets are trash 🗑️105.16
Josh the Tip of My Woody179.62
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Gimpy’s Ladds99.48
Master Bates119.08
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Bijan Al-Gaib119.92
Cee Deez nuts in ya mouth112.7
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No soaking up the sun :(123.52
Lisan al-Gibbs82.0
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Week 3

Madd Ladds90.98
ssnider21122.54
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The Jets are trash 🗑️86.12
Warren Peace112.48
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Gimpy’s Ladds151.96
Thou shal covet thy Naber92.64
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Bijan Al-Gaib160.8
Josh the Tip of My Woody129.96
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No soaking up the sun :(114.02
Master Bates84.74
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Lisan al-Gibbs148.38
Cee Deez nuts in ya mouth108.84
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Week 4

Madd Ladds
The Jets are trash 🗑️
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ssnider21
Gimpy’s Ladds
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Bijan Al-Gaib
Warren Peace
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No soaking up the sun :(
Thou shal covet thy Naber
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Lisan al-Gibbs
Josh the Tip of My Woody
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Master Bates
Cee Deez nuts in ya mouth
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Week 5

Madd Ladds
Gimpy’s Ladds
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Bijan Al-Gaib
The Jets are trash 🗑️
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No soaking up the sun :(
ssnider21
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Lisan al-Gibbs
Warren Peace
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Thou shal covet thy Naber
Cee Deez nuts in ya mouth
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Master Bates
Josh the Tip of My Woody
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Week 6

Madd Ladds
Bijan Al-Gaib
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No soaking up the sun :(
Gimpy’s Ladds
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The Jets are trash 🗑️
Lisan al-Gibbs
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ssnider21
Cee Deez nuts in ya mouth
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Master Bates
Warren Peace
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Thou shal covet thy Naber
Josh the Tip of My Woody
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Week 7

Madd Ladds
No soaking up the sun :(
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Bijan Al-Gaib
Lisan al-Gibbs
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Gimpy’s Ladds
Cee Deez nuts in ya mouth
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The Jets are trash 🗑️
Master Bates
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ssnider21
Josh the Tip of My Woody
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Warren Peace
Thou shal covet thy Naber
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Week 8

Madd Ladds
Lisan al-Gibbs
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No soaking up the sun :(
Cee Deez nuts in ya mouth
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Bijan Al-Gaib
Master Bates
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Gimpy’s Ladds
Josh the Tip of My Woody
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The Jets are trash 🗑️
Thou shal covet thy Naber
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ssnider21
Warren Peace
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Week 9

Madd Ladds
Cee Deez nuts in ya mouth
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Lisan al-Gibbs
Master Bates
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No soaking up the sun :(
Josh the Tip of My Woody
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Bijan Al-Gaib
Thou shal covet thy Naber
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Gimpy’s Ladds
Warren Peace
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ssnider21
The Jets are trash 🗑️
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Week 10

Madd Ladds
Master Bates
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Josh the Tip of My Woody
Cee Deez nuts in ya mouth
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Lisan al-Gibbs
Thou shal covet thy Naber
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No soaking up the sun :(
Warren Peace
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ssnider21
Bijan Al-Gaib
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The Jets are trash 🗑️
Gimpy’s Ladds
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Week 11

Madd Ladds
Josh the Tip of My Woody
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Master Bates
Thou shal covet thy Naber
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Warren Peace
Cee Deez nuts in ya mouth
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ssnider21
Lisan al-Gibbs
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No soaking up the sun :(
The Jets are trash 🗑️
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Bijan Al-Gaib
Gimpy’s Ladds
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Week 12

Madd Ladds
Thou shal covet thy Naber
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Warren Peace
Josh the Tip of My Woody
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ssnider21
Master Bates
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The Jets are trash 🗑️
Cee Deez nuts in ya mouth
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Lisan al-Gibbs
Gimpy’s Ladds
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No soaking up the sun :(
Bijan Al-Gaib
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Week 13

Madd Ladds
Warren Peace
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ssnider21
Thou shal covet thy Naber
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The Jets are trash 🗑️
Josh the Tip of My Woody
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Gimpy’s Ladds
Master Bates
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Bijan Al-Gaib
Cee Deez nuts in ya mouth
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No soaking up the sun :(
Lisan al-Gibbs
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